Zornor Fan Fic

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RyanLai
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Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:14 am

Zornor is working in his office with Shadow on the opposite side of Zornor's table as both of them where typing their keyboards and occasionally drinking their sodas then all of a sudden Zornor's phone rang in a musical tone which distracted them both in the middle of their work so Zornor swipes his right hand and snatches his phone that is stucked in the ceiling and answered the call

Zornor
Hello...

Someone
Heloo is meh,ya bate mate.

Zornor
Who are you wait do I know...

Someone
Is meh,ya buddy boy batesee

Zornor
Wait you're batesee aren't you the guy who had a channel on...

Batesee
Ya is meh and I gat alut ove subscribars and I think yo releas da new atnervasary upday and meh and mah ass gah and meh gang is gunna break intho yo base.

Zornor
Oh shit,shadow turn on the alarms and activate the primary defense systems!

System
Primary defense systems online.

Zornor
Everybody grab your weapons and get ready for the onslaught.

Shadow
Wait why are we doing this.

Zornor
We are going to get raided for no fucking reason.

Shadow
Who is raiding us and why are they...

Zornor
We're going to get raided by a bunch of raiders.

Shadow
If the so called raiders are going to raid us for no reason then it could just be a pra...

"The office doors gets busted down and a man in green came in and shouted."

Batesee
You think yo mac guns and rocky launchies can stop me,the legendaray bate mate.

Zornor
How the fuck did you get here,wait...

Batesee
I am gad and yo pety hoomans cunnot stop meh.

"This chaos and madness is too much for Zornor to handle which made him materialize a minigun from thin air and start loading bullets into the chest of batey."

Batesee
You think you can stop meh welp cuz I am still a gad and I am alzo not alune.

Zornor
Oh shit.

Batesee
This is da great Uganda.

"A massive horde of hungry ugandan knuckles were charging towards Zornor and Shadow as Zornor started spinning his minigun above him at the speed of light and threw it at the hoarding ugandan knuckles then he lifted both of his arms and did a dominating dab as the tornado threw all of the knuckles to the ceiling and rained down endlessly around Zornor."

Batesee
Mah ass gah,get hem.

Battleforge
Is ma ass gah.

"The dreadful words of the menacing naked human statue had gave Zornor a super duper truper pruper huper heart attack that killed him six quintillion times but somehow he is still alive ish but this is his last and a half life and he had enough of this nonsensual sense so he had no choice but to unleash his true power."

Zornor
Omaewa shin deru.

Shadow
Wait,you can actually speak japa...

Error
Completeanduttertrash.exe has stopped working.

To be continue...

"Windows Xp shuts down"
The eye is watching, always watching.
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RyanLai
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Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:21 am

This is my first ever fan fic to celebrate Zornor and his amazing team.

Hope you like it Zornor.

Special Credits
Zornor90 as Zornor
Shadowscale as Shadow
Batesee as Batesee>_<
Ugandan Knuckles as Ugandan Knuckles
Battleforge as Battle.forge
The eye is watching, always watching.
Aruspice
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Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:09 am

Hey wait a minute, where did you get your hands on the official script for the game?
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Shadowscale
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Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:12 pm

Amazing
"Just a suggestion for the next one."
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Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:56 am

RyanLai wrote:
Tue Jul 31, 2018 3:14 am
Zornor is working in his office with Shadow on the opposite side of Zornor's table as both of them where typing their keyboards and occasionally drinking their sodas then all of a sudden Zornor's phone rang in a musical tone which distracted them both in the middle of their work so Zornor swipes his right hand and snatches his phone that is stucked in the ceiling and answered the call

Zornor
Hello...

Someone
Heloo is meh,ya bate mate.

Zornor
Who are you wait do I know...

Someone
Is meh,ya buddy boy batesee

Zornor
Wait you're batesee aren't you the guy who had a channel on...

Batesee
Ya is meh and I gat alut ove subscribars and I think yo releas da new atnervasary upday and meh and mah ass gah and meh gang is gunna break intho yo base.

Zornor
Oh shit,shadow turn on the alarms and activate the primary defense systems!

System
Primary defense systems online.

Zornor
Everybody grab your weapons and get ready for the onslaught.

Shadow
Wait why are we doing this.

Zornor
We are going to get raided for no fucking reason.

Shadow
Who is raiding us and why are they...

Zornor
We're going to get raided by a bunch of raiders.

Shadow
If the so called raiders are going to raid us for no reason then it could just be a pra...

"The office doors gets busted down and a man in green came in and shouted."

Batesee
You think yo mac guns and rocky launchies can stop me,the legendaray bate mate.

Zornor
How the fuck did you get here,wait...

Batesee
I am gad and yo pety hoomans cunnot stop meh.

"This chaos and madness is too much for Zornor to handle which made him materialize a minigun from thin air and start loading bullets into the chest of batey."

Batesee
You think you can stop meh welp cuz I am still a gad and I am alzo not alune.

Zornor
Oh shit.

Batesee
This is da great Uganda.

"A massive horde of hungry ugandan knuckles were charging towards Zornor and Shadow as Zornor started spinning his minigun above him at the speed of light and threw it at the hoarding ugandan knuckles then he lifted both of his arms and did a dominating dab as the tornado threw all of the knuckles to the ceiling and rained down endlessly around Zornor."

Batesee
Mah ass gah,get hem.

Battleforge
Is ma ass gah.

"The dreadful words of the menacing naked human statue had gave Zornor a super duper truper pruper huper heart attack that killed him six quintillion times but somehow he is still alive ish but this is his last and a half life and he had enough of this nonsensual sense so he had no choice but to unleash his true power."

Zornor
Omaewa shin deru.

Shadow
Wait,you can actually speak japa...

Error
Completeanduttertrash.exe has stopped working.

To be continue...

"Windows Xp shuts down"
now this Fan Fic makes me a bit sad...
"Unexplained disturbances are most troubling"
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Zornor90
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Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:04 pm

There's so much about this I wasn't ready for
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